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so its been about 10 minutes now. I’m in my bathroom and the toilet paper is gone, and to make things worse, no one else is home… I don’t know what to do, & I don’t know how long I’m gonna last. if you’re out there, and you’re reading this, please send your prayers.

Just finished watching this episode

Just finished watching this episode

Me: mom, I need to borrow a black pen
Mom: can’t you use a red pen?
Me: no
Moms friend: how come you can’t use red pens in school?
Me: maybe its cuz the school is… RED-judiced

Then I proceeded to laugh for the next 5 minutes


So much sass.

I can’t always be there for everyone. I’m only one person. I can’t help it if I make mistakes

So In elementary school, I got a lunchable almost every day. One day, this kid grabs the stack of ham, (like the whole freaken stack) and takes a bite out of it and put it back, and walks away. Now idk about you guys, but when I get a lunchable, I can’t eat it unless it’s the way it’s supposed to be eaten (cracker, then meat, then cheese). To this day, I question why he would do something to cause so much frustration. Thats when I realized that some people just want to watch the world burn. Thats a lot for an 8 year old to understand. That might be the cause of some trust issues. Moral of the story; don’t rais your kids to be douches.

Anyways, thats it. Thought about that cuz I got one today, not as good as I remember

Sometimes, my heart tells me to do something, and then my mind gives me every reason why I shouldn’t listen and every negative outcome comes to mind. But sometimes, the risk is worth it.

“: “why you on tumbler?”
: “because there’s girls here”
: “dude, the only girls on tumbler are ugly slutty emo bitches”
: “exactly”
Adventure Friends
Its something unpredictable
But in the end its right
I hope you had the time of your life
Green Day- Time of your life (good riddance)